A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:
* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

wonder if pple say the truth when drunk...

as "promised"... pics taken on fri, celebration for joanna's 21st bday @ hey hey hot pot... p990i really cmi when having little light.. so some pics may seems very blur... saturday meet dear at orchard.. alot of pple man... had our lunch at crystal jade express in wisma... our 1st time... I find it a little expensive for a cheapo like me... food not bad la.. but not very fulfilling... after we walked walked awhile... we feel hungry liao... so had our so-called hi-tea at secret recipe in ps... our 1st time also... I very gian after tasted the cake on friday.. so decided to treat dear... super nice sia... the chocolate very rich... yummy... but one thing I dont like is the service of the crew... slow... and abit stucked-up...
watched The Ghost Rider at Cathay... somehow this show not as nice as what I expected leh.. haha.. but still a nice show... kinda worth it...

me spent less than $100 on my shopping on saturday... feel so shiok... a sense of satisfaction... lol..
sleepover at dear's hse...

today played "ar-chap" in dear hse after we had our brunch.. me keep losing sia... simply no luck... abt 3pm.. we went dear's grandma hse 拜年 together with ah le... today simply play "ar-chap" all the way... at dear's grandma hse, me and dear keep winning... each of us win $7.. but when we went to dear's 大姨's hse... we keep losing... very 邪门 sia... no matter what.. we just cant game... end up lose everything... haha... nvm... we still got ang bao money..

after that, meet jj and go chong pang eat Thai-style "zhi-cha"... jj say till very nice.. but so-so nia... not really worth the price sia... forever-energetic jj wants to go northpoint after dinner.. we just obliged lor... spent most of our time at Timezone... played quite a few games... and went home...

super tired now.. wanted to sleep early.. but just cant do it... I must really try to sleep early tml onwards liao... if not, I willl have a more obvious panda eyes... gd nite...

had a birthday celebration for joanna's 21st bday at paradiz center.. had dim sum steamboat at Hey Hey Hot Pot... this is featured in channel 8 variety show.. 下一站…吃什么... I think with terrence cao as one of the shareholders ba... and yes no doubt we saw terrence there... quite handsome though... and yes... he served us personally... he quite friendly.. probably becos he is an actor ba.. have his image de... but I find him speaking mandarin abit fake.. like wanna act he is good in chinese... I prefer him to talk to us in english...

actually me wanna take photo with him.. but I so paiseh... haha... but got take a few shots of him though.. lol... bday gal joanna got the chance to take with him... he not really my idol la.. but if can take photo with him also quite memorable ba... lol... nvm... next time I go there I must take.. haha...

overall the food not bad.. the soup is fantastic... those speciality dim sum is very very nice... 1st time in my life... I tasted cheese in har gau... yummy... really shiok sia.. I swear I will go back again... lol...

had alot of fun and laughter there... 9 of us spent abt 3 hrs there... actually going out with colleagues can be quite fun de... hehe.. this makes me rethink whether I should quit or not... got one interview on 1/Mar... dunno shld go or not...

will update pics later.. too late liao... gonna sleep liao..

this golden pig year is not very good at all...

3 weeks b4 cny... one of esther's in-laws died... 1 or 2 weeks before cny, ah le informed us that jj's grandpa died... and now... just a few minutes ago.. mel told me that xy's grandpa died... omg... I guess xy must be very sad cos he saw her in tears... xy always appear to be very strong.. this time I guess she really cant take it le...

xy... be strong... 节哀顺便... dun take it too hard.. take care of yourself.. dunno how to comfort you also... please take care...

somehow... my heart twitched alittle when I heard the news from mel... though not close with xy's grandpa... still I feel quite sad... life is so unpredictable... guess we I must start to treasure the pple around me... but there will be always one person that I hope he can just die... I dont give a damn...

me break tradition this year.. every year.. I would go my 大姨's hse on 初二... this year... I choose to stay at home... cos I simply have no mood to go anywhere nor do anything.. everywhere also sianz... totally no mood sia...

haiz.. dunno why I am lemming abt it again... actually I have another choice... that is to go ktv-ing with william and connie.. tts very nice of william to ask me along... but I choose to stay at home..

really got the urge to go msia find dear.. but I dun wan also... cos I dun like msia... dun feel comfortable being there also... shit.. dunno what the heck I am talking abt... now abit regret taking leave on wednesday..

this is so cute.. brighten up my day for a minute (yes.. only a min)...

恭喜发财!!! 新年快乐!!! 万事如意!!!

somehow feels that cny no longer has meaning to me.. my main purpose is just to collect angbaos nia...

everyone keep asking me "where is your boy boy? is he coming today?"... everyone see me ask the same qn.. I also kinda sianz of repeating myself and see the expression on their face when I told them he is in msia.. even my maternal ah ma also give me a look of "why-u-choose-msian" kind of face... I have to explain in my half-bucket hokkien that dear is actually a singaporean... but I know ah ma sort of "look-down" on dear... haiz.. cos dear has no money, no car, no license... compared to all of my cousins' bf... got money, got car and license... yeah I know shldnt compare.. but tts how the world goes... comparing for improvement...

haiz... sometimes really sick of that... sometimes I also wonder why I will fall in love with a half-msian-half-singaporean.. shld have ask clearly in the beginning sia...

this yr.. dunno why.. I feel extremely lonely.. dear in msia and sis purposely went to work... leave me all alone... feel so much like crying in ah ma hse... those nieces long time no see them... dun even remember me as 表姨 liao.. last yr still got nieces to play with.. this yr... me all alone..

since so lonely, so I decided to go home myself first... on my way back, tried calling dear.. but his cousins keep disturbing.. half way thru, the line was cut off.. kinda pissed off.. pissed off with dear for not initiating call/sms... probably I am too lonely... and dear too occupied with playing.. tts y din even call me back at all... haiz...

think tml I dont wan to go my auntie hse liao.. go there also nobody to talk... rather stay at home and surf net...

sianz.. super duper sianz... sorry for always 发牢骚-ing in my blog.. I know its kinda boring... me myself find my blog more and more boring liao... dun have the mood to maintain blog le..

took half day "urgent" leave yesterday.. went tpy alone to do some last min shopping... tpy really change alot sia.. almost get lost in some place... lousy me...

ysday also suay... me just trying on a black necklace.. and while I was taking it out.. it snapped... shit... and I bought it... suay leh... pay $5 for a broken necklace... idiot leh... anyway.. long time no shop on my own liao... feel tiring.. cos I have to carry the shopping bags myself.. then realize the importance of dear... lol...

the moment reached home, changed, remove make up and help my mama to decorate the hse liao... no time to relax at all... more tiring than I am at work sia...

today went dear hse eat... den ah le drove us to amk centre... ah le 1st time drive car out from msia on his own... me and ah le bought guo mei mei cny cd... and when we listen in the car... realize there is only 2 songs... but different remix sia... sianz half... waste money...

dear going in to msia in another 2 hrs... every year the same.. last time he go tw also like that... haha... I say like I dont really care hor.. but in my heart... I dont wish him to go.. I hope he can stay in sg this year.. abit 舍不得 is true...

nvm.. only 3 days nia.. very fast de.. thats what I tell myself... haha...

and yes.. I got 3 ang baos liao... 1 from dear's mum, 1 from dear's neighbour and 1 from my 6th uncle...

going to help mama prepare for reunion dinner if not she nag and nag.... I kinda like the idea of reunion dinner.. cos it was the one and only time of the year that my family sit down together to have dinner... though everytime nth to talk.. at least I can feel the bond...

happy chinese new year everyone...

sometimes wonder whether dear can really read my mind... I was "complaining" about the flowers in the afternoon.. and 2-3hrs later.. he present me with rubber flowers...

dear took time off and fetch me at my office lobby.. kinda sweet... playful him asked me closed my eyes the moment he saw me... let me feel sth soft... I tot is eeyore... me opened my eyes and saw the mario mushroom before me... I wanted to smile... but I want my face.. so I ahmcio in my heart... 2nd time, asked me closed my eyes again... and in front of me is a small bouquet of rubber roses... I smiled...


the bed of roses dear sent to my office...rubber flowers and mario mushroom...
had our simple dinner at PizzaHuts'... had this set meal called the Loveberry meal or sth like that... we added one side dish as well... overall... quite cheap... the pizza in heart-shaped is very nice... we ate till we feel bloated....
after dinner went best denki... dear bought me my 2nd half of my present... the thing that I always wanted, but 不舍得 to buy myself... then, took train to orchard... me wanted dear to buy me the earrings holder at FEP de... but becos the epilator kinda expensive.. so I decided to buy another earrings holder myself... still end up buying nth.. cos I find the quality at FEP really cmi... compared to the one at CS.. thanks dear... thanks for putting a smile on my face... thanks for taking a gamble with my moods... when I told you I did not enjoy myself.. that is a lie... I think you know it also... really thank you...
my bo liao work... I named it "mushroom trapped in jungle"

happy valentine' s day everyone... enjoy this flash.. I find it quite nice...

http://comic.yam.com/class/tuu/swf/lover.swf

v-day I supposed to be happy... but why I am not... instead I feel so moody and unhappy... probably really is pms...

dear sent flowers to my office.. I shld be excited and happy... in the past, I will be smiling to my monitor for no reasons... cos I am happy.. but now I am not... why.. instead I feel a little disappointed.. cos the flower is not what I expect to be... probably I expect too much... in the past, I wanted so much to have someone sent flowers to my office on v-day, on my bday... just to show off... childish I know.. but I kinda like the attention on me... well... thats me... an attention seeker...

today dear did it.. but I am not really smiling... the type of flower I like to receive is not 6 stalks of roses in a treasure box... I rather to have 6 stalks of fake roses (or yellow tulips) in a bouquet form... I dont really fancy roses though... cos its too common... and yes I rather have fake flowers... though its plastic, at least it can last forever... at least I can keep them till I am old... but real flowers... within 1 day all withered... I am not someone who know how to prolong flowers' life... to me, real flowers cant withstand time... and also means real flowers are weak... I dun wan the flowers to remind me that I am as weak as them...

I also dunno what I am talking abt... sorry dear... shldnt say those things... I dont wish to say all those mushy things... I've said them many things already... its too fake... I dont wan to be faking that I like those flowers... still I appreciate them... its quite pretty (mr yap also say so... ) thank you...

dunno wat wrong with me today... keep spilling my drinks... shit!!! hope my mood later will be better...

GO AND DIE YOU MORON!!! F*CK YOU!!!! ASSHOLE!!! LOSER!!!! MCP!!!!! ARRGGGHHH!!!!!

f*ck.... huisi... u are a useless bum!!! why dont you shout back? why are you venting your bloody frustrations in this damn cold-blooded online thing? why do you scold those mcp here? will it help? come one... stop deluding yourself... and you cried for such a littly tiny thing? arent you childish? get a life!!!!

shit.. thats it... thats how useless I am... that's what exactly my mind is telling me... I am useless... so useless that everyone, colleagues, family, love ones and frens... everyone in this world is taking me for granted...
borrowing money from me without hesitating.. cos everyone knows that I will agree...
raising voice on me, thinking that I wont fight back...
thinking that buying goodies is my responsibilities and nvr ever tot of returning the good-will to me...
asking me to do this do that, assuming that I will not reject and guai guai do it...

why do I have to be the good person? I wanna be the bad person.. at least everyone will respect me and be scared of me? but I am simply the opposite... nobody will respect me at all... cos I am a good-for-nth idiot... having no true frens, and having lots of accquaintances instead... no money, no car, no looks, no brains... simply nth!!!! period...

everyone think that I am so good to bully... everyone think that I am this kind of person...why everyone is taking me for granted? do I have that "hey, go ahead and bullly me.." kind-of-face?

how I wish I can have my revenge... how I wish whateva I feel is just part of my pms... how I wish I have the courage to fight back, the courage to say no.... how I wish I can be stronger... and yeah... I can only wish... in my dreams... the day when I really shoot back... pigs will fly man...

shit!!! why cant I voice out my displeasures openly? why do I have to cry everytime? enough of myself... that's it... me a complete loser!!!

did spring cleaning today... revamp my room a little... somehow looks a little bigger.. but I know that my room is still as small... -.-

realized I got alot of bags... I think about 30 ba.. didnt count... I have too many bags that some I totally forgot abt them until I do my spring cleaning... gosh... think its time for me to sell those bags online cheap le... other than bags, I also intend to sell away my huge doraemon soft-toy... really huge.. abt half the size of me... and one underwear bear that is one-quarter of me... anyone interested let me know... will post the pics once I am free...

help mama put up the curtains also... damn tiring sia... everything I did alone... best thing is I am afraid of heights.. and no one at home to help me.... sad... become jelly legs after I climb up and down...

me changed my bedsheet also... hehe.. nice nice...wanted to go suntec see coffee-table, end up going to compass pt and mama saw the one she saw at amk courts... and yes.. we bought it... $249... lucky mama didnt ask me to pay... me this mth really broke... nvr been so broke before... 1st time after I started work, my bank acct only left with 3 digits... see le also sianz... hope the coming cny can help my bank acct to become 4 digits...

today I supposed to have my sponsored shopping spree de.. but somehow... me dont have the mood to shop leh... dunno why... cant seems to see anything that I like or want.. only saw this sofa accessories holder and dear bought for me as part of the present... after that, me totally no mood to shop liao....
got this rose from one 财神爷 at bugis... I named it the 财神花... got luck one hor... see.. the rose so beautiful... but too bad... by the time I reached home.... it was half dead liao... mama say give it some water.. see tml whether it will grow back or not.. haha... tml see how...went chinatown to shop for 年货... mountain pple mountain sea sia... very squeezy and hot... but I like leh... though still got a week to cny, but can feel the 气氛 liao... remember when I was little, papa always bring us to chinatown on cny eve... whateva we like, papa will buy... those were the days...

saw this man at chinatown... power sia... 1st time in my life, I give money to someone who perform on the street... really 佩服 this guy... dear, le and me were fascinated... not only does he "一字马", he writes calligraphy using his mouth.. nope.. he still have both his hands... the most awesome thing abt him is that he write calligraphy upside down... wow... I nvr seen someone like him before... really power sia... dear and le seems very bored eh... keep yawning... so we didnt really shop very long... bought a few things and went to town liao...

surprisingly, 3 of us did not have our dinner and we dont feel hungry at all... strange eh... very tired now.. will update again next time..

I am so tired... bored at work also.. when I wan to be busy, nth for me to do... when I wan to be free... all sorts of rubbish keep piling up... jialat... so tired.. later still got interview after work... hope the pay is higher than in here and the job scope is more interesting... long time no go interview liao.. damn nervous... at the same time, I dont feel like going also.. cos suddenly so scared that the people in the new company not as good as in mitsui...

am I thinking too much? hmmm.. I think so ba...

as promised... pictures at science center... can't believe I took so many pictures.. scary me...

dear trying to mimick the picture on the wall... me keep laughing while taking the pics... funny sia..

what do you see in these pictures?

us at the omni-theatre while waiting for the show the start...

more pics of dear acting cute again

random pics...

so many 小朋友... really reminds me of those excursion days..

more pictures here...

our 3 year anni neoprint

my card for dear...

part of my gift to dear.. we think that the pic dun really look like us.. except for the eyes and hair..

my combine (3yrs+v-day) gift for dear..

dear bought this watch for me... nice ma... hehe..

happy 3 years anniversary dear!!!!!

woohoo... finally 3 years le... hehe... so happy...

dear gave me morning call at 9am... I was too tired becos of the medicine I ate before I slept.. so dear let me slp awhile... 9.15am, dear called again... me wake up and get myself prepared...

went redhill meet dear... wanted to buy psp for dear as combine present for 3years+v-day... dear already talked to him yesterday.. but today he like 反悔 sia... spent some time at the shop.. went tiong bahru to have our lunch @ thai express...

my sexy lips.. wahaha
cheeky dear.. dear trying to act taking photo of me... but not convincing though... hahaiced chocolate... taste really power... very thick.. crayfish noodle in claypot for dear... phat thai beef for me... after that went back to redhill again.. the guy dunno wat's wrong with him.. dun seems to understand what we want at all... waited for the guy to reflash the psp... seems that got some prob... so we left the guy and took cab to Singapore Science Centre...

haha... it's been donkey years since we last visit science centre liao.. haha... if I am not wrong, the last time I went there is like when I am in pri 5 or 6, and dear in pri 3 or 4... gosh... more than 10 years since we went there liao...

very nice experience... very fun... science center changed so much sia...very high tech now... we watched the movie Deep Sea at the omni-theatre... wow... fascinating... the movie 3D somemore... shiok man... alot of exotic animals in the sea... me keep wow-ing during the 40min movie... haha...

after the movie, we continuing exploring the center.... so fun... both of us machiam like small kids sia... haha... very fun... we rest ourselves at the in-house cafe and continue on our journey... will post more pictures in the next post... blogger is taking forever to load... and me too tired to wait...
dino fantasy... iced milo+whip cream+vanilla ice-cream+milo powder...
fan choy for dear.. lor mai gai for me... really bring back alot of childhood memories sia... stay at science centre dunno how long... I think a few hrs ba.... we took cab back to redhill again to collect the psp... and went to town... dear bought me casino watch from citychains... actually I wanted the baby-g (grown-up version)... but $300++ and the design so-so nia leh... how come I saw on Cleo magazine so nice sia... the watch is only part of my present.... cos I dunno what I want... so dear say will continue on weekend... hehe...

went cineleisure and took our neo print... very fun... had our dinner at Maestro Bistro... we always wanted to try but always no chance... today finally tried it... food 7.5/10... steak abit too hard... kinda difficult to chew... lol... price 7.5/10... quite affordable price... cheaper than Chicago... ambience 8/10... overall... I give abt 8/10 and I will go back again... =D apple orchard... wat a nice name...
steak and chips..
surf and turf combo... very worth it... eat till super full... consist of fish fillet, steak. pork chop, wedges and shrimps...
had so much fun today... nvr know going to science center on anniversary can be so fun and happy..

thanks dear... for giving me such a wonderful day... a visit to the science center really bring back alot of memories during the sch days.. really appreciate whateva you have done for me the past 3 years... thanks for tolerating me everytime I become crazy... no words can describe how I feel... really thank you for bring smile and laughter to my face on this special day... love you.. ~muackz~

very tired... and lazy to edit pics using photoshop... if I do that... tml sure can't get up de... these pics are so nice but too bad my chipped lips spoil my image... haha... hope my lips will become normal soon... with chipped lips, I looked uglier... arrgghh... another working day...